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Oh man, today I had to work alone with my boss who creeps me out for a full 8 hours (I ate my lunch in the ladies washroom of a mall food court to get time away from him) BUT then this delightful man made me dinner and we both have giant crushes on each other and I forgot all about my horrible day.

Sometimes it’s a really really wonderful luxury to not have to take care of yourself. Also, Emily is wonderful and helped to distract me during the work day

I know this is super bratty, because I already have a job that I probably am not qualified for, but my Ultimate Dream Job is up for grabs and I wish it was a year or two years from now so I could actually have a chance of getting it because I would have relevant experience. Also because my current boss is a man and I feel really uncomfortable when I have to work alone with him (which is often)


ya hes cute but would he call out a transmysogynist

(via peanut-caravan)







i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast


(via geekzyllah)


why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God

(Source: vampirequeen, via geekzyllah)


So whitemanmarchprotestsigns is trending on twitter and I thought I’d share some of my favorites. Part 1 of 2.

(Source: torqueor, via adotlane)

(Source: shialablunt, via ursulatheseabitchh)


friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via theendfantastic)

I went into a bathroom today with a chalkboard in it and someone had drawn an ugly penis on it so I wrote I LOVE MY CLITORIS to improve the whole scene.

Now I kind of want to write I LOVE MY CLITORIS in every stall of every public washroom I go in so people will know, you know?




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via witch-lyfe)


Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you

(via otipemsiw)

"Toxic masculinity hurts men, but there’s a big difference between women dealing with the constant threat of being raped, beaten, and killed by the men in their lives, and men not being able to cry."

- Robert Jensen  (via rapscallions)

(Source: jezebeler, via witch-lyfe)

Daaaamn tomorrow I am going out with a handsome outdoorsy man of colour who is also a med student noooo big deal

Fjordland Daydreams

So for my job I get 2 weeks paid vacation and 6 paid sick days. My plan is to not use any of the sick days and get 20 days of vacation instead. I am going to go to Norway and Iceland even if it means I will have to barf at work instead of the comfort of my home.